Note From the Principal

On a page sent home from school:
"Due to an unfortunate omission in our local newspapers, the following students have earned honors for Trimester 1:"
followed by a list of the hapless students.

Clearly the local newspapers are playing fast and loose with the Principal's educational standards. Or something.

On The Radio

On my way home from work I heard a radio announcer say "the art exhibit will contain work by Lucien Fraud... Lucien Freud".
This made me very happy.

I Go To the Barn

I don't want to go outside. It's cold and dark. I have to feed and muck the horses. I will put on my boots, gloves, jacket, hat, and headlamp. I have to walk through the woods to get to the barn. Enough stalling (bad pun!), I will go now.